Billionaire, Pick Me!✎ Submit a bill

Your bills deserve a richer love life.

Swipe right on bills you wish you could pay, and see what happens. It's fun, it's ridiculous, and it's definitely not real (but a girl can dream).

😃Funny by design
💛Free to use
📱Works on any phone
🔗Built to be shared

It's really that simple

How It Works

1

Create Your Bill

Tell us what you're struggling with. Keep it fun, keep it real. (No personal details!)

2

Swipe & Match

Browse bills or let the billionaires come to you. Swipe right, left, or skip.

3

See the Magic

Get a funny match (no money actually moves, promise!). Then share your results.

Bills. Stories. Big dreams.

Some Bills Looking for Love

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Electricity

Electricity Bill

187 USD
Arrives every month without being invited.
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Rent

Rent

950 USD
My landlord says we need to talk. It is never about the weather.
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Education

Student Loan

420 USD
We have been together for years, and I still cannot see a future without it.
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Internet

Internet Bill

79 USD
I need this relationship to work. My entire career is online.
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Groceries

Grocery Bill

320 USD
Apparently, eating three times a day is a premium subscription.
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Your Billionaire Personality

Certified Philanthropist of Other People's Money

You swipe right with the confidence of someone who has never checked their bank balance.

❤ Big Heart · Fictional Wallet

What kind of billionaire are you?

One more swipe won't fix your finances.

But it might give you a very shareable personality. Find out what kind of imaginary billionaire you are, then send your result to the friends who owe you lunch.

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An idea from the internet. A prototype from us.

The internet had a billion-dollar idea. We made it swipeable.

This playful, independent prototype is inspired by a viral idea credited to Destiny Ndlovu (not Elon Musk). No billionaire accounts. No real payments. No endorsement implied.

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Tell its story, keep sensitive details private, and let the internet decide whether your bill is a catch.